hEloW. mY naM iz KiRBy. i Am TiN yeARs oWeD. i WUz bOrn in NOrTh caRoliNA. thaT mAKEs me A tarhiLL...eYe GuEss. i DOnt MeMbeR my dOg MOmmy R dADdy. i goT cEnT 2 a SHeltEr. i wuZ abEl to mEEt suM KNew FrendS tHere. i wUz a TiNeee bABY tHEn. noW i a BiG gUrl. i donT nO wHAt kiNd of dOggY i Am. tHE bEst dA of mY LiFe wuz When my BeSt MOmmy SAw Me in my CaGe ThE fURsT tImE. heR name' Iz COnnIe. iT wuZ LUv at FuRSt siTE...at LeASt foR hER. BUt wHeN she HolDeD me, eVRyTing jUSt SeeMEd riTe. TIn yeaRS lAtr, i'M a CEO (whATEvr ThAt meeNS)!
i lUv fRostee pAWZ, mI bAwL and loNng wAks.
Bii lOtss oF cArDz! I hElp rit tHeM.
Bin niCE BarKin aT u. i Gota gO...i JuST saW my BawL roLl aCross dE fLoRE!"
